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"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also do a gram of Cocaine a day, a case of whisky a week, eat junk food and never exercise."
"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.